BEWARE - ALL FATHERS

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Oh, Dad please buy a pony, for I've wanted one so long.

I saw one in a field today, we can get him for a song.

His tail is long and shiny, his coat is black and white.

He's what I have always wanted, I just know he'll turn out right.

He doesn't need a barn Dad, we can keep him in the yard.

If you'll only buy him for me, Dad I'll work so very hard.

I'll curry him and feed him - he'll only need a little hay.

If you will only buy him,  Daddy, I will ride him every day.

Oh, Dad the mare is lovely, could I have her? Could I, Dad?

She's only had six foals, you know, her tummy's not that bad.

If I had her, I would train her. She would truly be a treasure.

But she'll need a little shed. Dad, to protect her from the wreather.

Dad, she'll need another saddle, for the pony's one's too small,

and more hay to feed the mare on through the winter and the fall.

And a nlyon brush to clean her, and a bucket for her feed,

And a halter, bridle, blanket - is really all she'll need.

Oh Dad, I saw a filly, could I have her? Please say yes.

I think that we could get her for thousand bucks or less.

Her top line is perfection and her legs are straight and true.

If you'll only buy her, Daddy, I will lend the mare to you.

The filly has her papers, I have checked them and they are right.

If you'll run and buy a trailer, we can pick her up tonight.

The shed is much too small you know. She'll need a large box stall.

We might as well get plans made for a barn to house them all.

Oh Dad, I won a trophy, see the ribbons on the wall.

If I only had a showcase, I could display them all.

And now we'll have to build a room to show the new ones right.

Maybe after supper we could start the room tonight.

We'll have shelves to show the trophies and a keen rug on the floor,

And velvet wall for ribbons, yes I plan to win some more.

And a frame to hang her pedigree papers with the perfect light.

Let's not spare the money, Dad we want to do this right.

Oh, Dad, - Now what's the matter - he fainted dead away,

When I started in to tell him of the boy I met today.

He simply is terrific and as groovy a could be.

I think he's ultra - super and he's interested in me.

Billy says he's most allergic to horse and horses hair.

So I'll have to just stop riding, I think that's only fair.

Billy just adores a Honda, it's a thing he's never had.

Oh, I see your eyes are open - Buy a Honda for me Dad...

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